Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.
SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.
This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *SnideFaceSyndrome*
Snipegunner - A form of newbie, created due to the victim's ineptitude at the internet.
Snipegunners usually come in the form of inexplainably large newbies. Although they are generally fluent in the concept and practical implementation of leetspeak and it's numerous offshoots, the snipegunners still tend to retain a large aura of newbiness. The reason for this aura is still unknown to this day, but it is suspected that it was formed due to the extraordinary lack of intelligence. The seralabs IRC channel has just recently undergone an influx of snipegunners, and this specimin of newbie will remain a constant horror in our minds forever.
Snipegunner himself; a resident newbie in the #seralabs IRCchannel.