street smoke

When someone attempts to quit, but can't seem to kick the habit. Instead, they either hide or find cigarettes on the street to puff when no one is looking.

I told the crew I had to make a call, but really I was taking a drag of that street smoke.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

karma smokes

The number of cigarettes that you are willing to part with out of the package you bought with the hope that someone will return the favour when you need one.

Can I bum a smoke?

Yes but I only have one left.

But I see that you have half a pack!

Yes, but this is the last one of my karma smokes.

It's ok, when you run out I'll give you one.

by nathrasha December 17, 2008

Panic smoking

When you're in a bait situation but need to smoke a cigarette, so you smoke it as fast as you can before getting caught

*text message*
Josh: hey where are you?
Saff: on the school hill panic smoking but don't come over here else you'll draw some attention

by chickennnsoup November 1, 2015

Smoke a thottie

When you get da puss and da boof in one sitting

“Have you seen Jorge?”
“He’s going to smoke a thottie”
“Man smoke Jorge!”

by Samsamus December 5, 2019

Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop

Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.

by stink bug September 27, 2012

Smoke selfie

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?

Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

by Lefty Power 123 July 4, 2016

Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

by McCig June 4, 2018