smoldering post

Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.

I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...

by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016

Smolic

A person who happens to be brolic(buff as hell) and under 5'6. Their muscles makes up for them being nearly a midget

"You wanna come work out with me and TJ?" "I'm not letting some smolic ass nigga tell me what to do. He might be able to kick my ass, but he's only 5'2."

by Flash NeverSolo October 3, 2017

Smolbert

A person who is suffering from Smolbert Syndrome. Smolbert Syndrome was first diagnosed by Doctor Cindy Loo Smolberg.

Wow man I think Jenny has smolberts! You could smell her from over here.

by hahahalolz November 23, 2018

Smollett Effect

When the existing data doesn't support your narrative so you attempt to falsely create data that fits your need.

Did you see on the news they said weed is 5 times deadlier than meth? Man what a Smollett Effect.

by Yeetleskeet November 4, 2019

smolde

The action of giving a smolder.

“I did him a good smolde as I left the room.”

by chaebruh February 20, 2021

smolpugz

That’s me

I’m smolpugz

by smolpugz April 21, 2021

smolspeak

Smolspeak (also known as babyspeak or toddlerspeak) is the act of intentionally misspelling things to give the impression that a small child wrote the message. It likely has its roots in the common misspellings of UwU speech.

Friend A: "Look at he smol hends!"
Friend B: "Could you stop with the smolspeak, please?"

by GarlekEmperor April 26, 2021