sieg

a slang word for dick
a slang word for a twinkie, bum, ice cream and the french word; Zinedine

whoa ur such a sieg!

u have a Sieg-effect! eww

by sum1 bored July 5, 2006

Smeg

To slap ones male genitles around the facial features of some unexpecting female.
This can take place whilst oral pleasure being given and the penis being removed and smegging taking place.

X was givin Y oral pleasure.
Y removes penis from the X's mouth.
Y then slaps X around the face with the penis.
This is the art known as Smegging

by Smegman July 29, 2006

Smeg

Pronounced (shmeg).

A derivative of the word smegma, which is a buildup of skin and other crud found between the foreskin and penis.

Defined as an asshole, jerk, or douche-bag.

1. That guy literally cock-blocked me... what a smeg!

2. He has the brand on the outside of every article of clothing; what a smeg.

3. Did that smeg just slap that girl?

by Rez B May 31, 2010

smegepump

this was a term created by a three year old boy which describes the act of "brown lovin"

i will come over there and smegepump you

by gary pierotti March 17, 2005

Smeg you later

When you say good bye to someone you dont like as you rub your smeg on their hand.

Jack : 'Smeg you later pet'
Hannah : 'good bye, wait what is this shit on my hand'
Michael: 'Smegtastic'

by freegeeks September 23, 2009

Smeghead

Hannah Edmed who has no eyebrows fat as fuck and has a tight pussy.....

Oi Smeghead why you with olly, is it just for the money,,
also youll die if yous ever shag

by IMRIGHTYOURWRONGAF December 10, 2018

Siege Retard

A siege retard is someone who watches the RussianBadger and hentai(particularly loli) instead of actually playing the game is terrible at the game says he's as good as actual players copies every casual stray ever (never gotten a clip worthy round)

Simon you are a siege retard

by AlcoWithNoFunds March 19, 2019