The Mexican Salt Shaker

The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....

When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.

by Ichwill1986 April 15, 2010

rump shaker

rump shaker (n.)a synonym for a nice ass (HOPEFULLY/PREFEREBALLY a FEMALES!!!)

a sket "my RUMP-SHAKER's my money maker"

by debby March 18, 2005

Rope Smoker

Someone who is gay and/or likes big dicks.

Male 1: Ah man, he's such a good goalie.
Male 2: Dude fuck Biron, hes a rope smoker.

by robbydee February 10, 2009

Hodag Cock Smoker

when someone cheats on your girl, steals your fireworks, liquor, cigarettes, or disrespects you in any form.

"What the fuck is that hodag cock smoker doing? I saw him slash my tires after he drove his car through my fence. Maybe he should get his own woman."

by Firework Master February 11, 2009

non-smoker

Someobdy who doesn't smoke cigarettes. Straight-edge, health nut, or just regular people. Can be annoying for smokers as they hack and cough and complain when someone lights a cigarette within 100 feet.

As we all know, non-smokers are not cool, because they do not smoke. They say smoking causes wrinkles, well so does being a fucking nazi bitch!

by CHOLOX3ESE April 21, 2007

healthy smoker

a person who goes for a walk while on a smoke break, a smalker

Chuck is such a healthy smoker, he must walk 10 miles while smoking a pack of cigarettes a day.

by oginide December 1, 2007

Laptop Smacker

modern version of the term "kufi smacker/slapper". Started by Kaedaq in 2009.

1. To slap ones laptop off of its resting place (desk, lap, etc) in the owner's prescence so that it crashes to the floor and causes the owner great distress.

Also used to refer to any other phone/pda device that allows people to say ridicouls things online.

guy1: you think you thug? i'll be there in 2 minutes to slap your fuckin laptop

guy2: oh you're hard eh? a fuckin laptop smacker huh? well come to--

(housebell rings)

by Yadog May 29, 2009