Slonker

Egg drank raw

- My beakfast consists in 4-5 slonkers
- And didn't you get Salmonella yet?

by CicloVet February 8, 2022

muff sponge

The patch of facial hair under a man's lower lip that soaks up the pussy juices when going down on a woman. The heterosexual equivalent of the ball tickler.

Man, Jessica got so wet last night when I was performing cunnilingus on her. After she came my muff sponge was soaking wet.

by Suck on these little chinese.. April 21, 2010

Facebook Sponge

A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"

Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"

Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge

by JohnnyFleekins July 27, 2010

Happiness Sponge

An individual with the ability to absorb any feelings of elatedness, ecstasy or pure happiness felt by others, and in turn is negatively approached. Usually applies to those dealing with peer pressure, the influence of bad television shows and bullying tendencies.

Alex was such a happiness sponge, as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, everyone began cutting themselves.

by Winner :) December 5, 2010

slodge

Verb - To perform a menial or undesirable task with little hope of a positive outcome.

Noun - A amorphous gray porridge-like substance.

Verb - "Man, I slodged through that multidimensional astroquantum multivariable chemistry assignment last night, I'm really tired.

Noun - "That food in the dining hall looked like slodge, I'm still not sure what I ate."

by slackwarelinuxuser December 6, 2007

sponge

A band that followed in the wake of the Grunge era. Sponge is a band out of Detroit that is still around today but is hardly noticed, with band members switching all the time, the only permanent member seems to be the frontman Vinnie Dombroski. They generated some buzz with their 1993 hits "Plowed" and "Molly (Sixteen Candles)" but soon went back underground for the most part.

With that aside, they probably deserve more attention than they are getting, because they've made some amazing tunes. Overall, a band I'm glad I discovered.

Sponge is an awesome band.

by Mr. Gill June 23, 2006

slone

A slone is something that is used to describe english preps. They usually have flawless skin, achieved surpluss facial producs or genetics. Both guys and girls have soft, smooth hair; girls usualy have their hair styled into a volumous quiff with one swift hand gesture where they run their fingers through from the forehead and down to one side.
They are usually rich middle class teenagers or are in their early twenties. They wear high street brands such as TopShop and H&M but Jack Wills is a must. Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister can also be found in their wardrobes along with YSL. They are most commonly seen wearing short skirts and hoodies. They are all usually good looking and their parents host dinner parties regularly.
Most have attended private schools and will carry on their education at Cambridge, Oxford or somewhere similar.

Every year, Hunstanton is filled with slones.

Look at that cardigan on that slone guy.

by Pance January 10, 2009