slappy dick

The action of taking your hard dick and slapping it each side of the face, head or neck of a bitch.

When I was just about to cum, I gave her a slappy dick and came in her ear.

by JF Laplante June 7, 2004

Slapper

Origin: British
Meaning a loose woman, slut, etc... Came about because of the sound that occurs during sex.

Ella was with 3 guys last night! She's such a 'Slapper'!

by Aday83 October 15, 2007

knee-slapper

A funny story or event. Generally used facetiously. If not used facetiously, the user is a dork.

AHAHAHAHA, that's a KNEE-SLAPPER!

by emelizabeth October 30, 2004

slappin' your cock around

to waste time, to dawdle, to chat on AIM all day instead of doing homework

langan: do you have any hw today?
amyk: yeah
langan: then why are you slappin your cock around online all day instead of doing it
amy k: oreo

by langan May 3, 2003

slapbands

One of the greatest and most fun trends that any kid growing up in the 90s should remember. Often had rad 90s designs on the outside and either black or a neon colour on the inside. Were banned in many school settings because of their ability to cause great pain to others when used improperly.

"Hey man, do you remember slapbands?"
"Fuck yes, they were all the shit!"

by *~*~*Jem*~*~* February 15, 2006

Slappy Hands

A sticky gooey hand that has fingernails and gooey tails that you can fling and stick to things. Found at arcades for 30 tickets. Get 'em while they're sticky.

IMMA HIT YA WITH MY SLAPPY HANDS!!!! YOU BETTER RUN!!

by HolePunchers101 January 16, 2011

Slapping the Kitten

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

by Banker girl October 7, 2011