Simon Kalivoda

Literally the hottest character in Fear Street: 1994 who also happens to be my boyfriend. We act as if he didn't die :)

Random citizen: "Woah! Who is that hot man sitting next to you?"
Me: "Oh, that's my lovely boyfriend Simon Kalivoda "

by Sim0nKaliv0dasGF April 27, 2022

Jean-Simon

BRO THATS LEGIT ME I DON'T LIKE FUCKING GRAMMAR TABARNAK

Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever

by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023

Simon’s law

Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)

And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM

Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis

by DeepppppmannnnnnnnSimon January 12, 2021

griffith simon

a really awesome guy

hey griffith simon why are you so epic

by slang man 123 January 6, 2013

Simon Cowell

cow

oh i love simon cowell

no u dont hes a cow

by Oned1rect1on October 30, 2022

connor simon

Connor Simon is a pain in the arse and all of his friends would agree that he enjoys to be annoying

That Connor Simon rubbed me up the wrong way this morning

by THEJKR May 28, 2014

Simon Crine

A very muscular and sexy man. He loves oil and RolePlay. Never washes his clothes, and likes a different animal every day. He likes gorilla tag, dildos, and Croix.

Kistler can only dream of being a Simon Crine

by Loucus June 10, 2022