shred the gnar

used to describe something in action sports that was either totally wicked or a bad crash.

"oh man i totally shred the gnar on that crash", "you were definately shreddin the gnar on 3"

by pat{tada September 10, 2006

shredaholic

Someone who has an addiction to shredding paper or cardboard using an electric shredder.

"Do you know that geezer Gary from the crib down the road?"
"Yea dude: He's a shredaholic."
"WTF!!!"

by Burnsy92 April 16, 2008

Shreddin'

Performing at an above average level or with an impressive amount of physical activity. Often associated with football.

The team was really shreddin' it at training this week.

by CamBaileyFan August 18, 2010

wookie battle shreak

wookies are very stupid mamals and can mistake a simple jesture for something nasty and perverted. these are steps to keep you safe before entering battle, while looking for a mate or after an orgasim a "wookie" will unleash a moan/gasp also known as a wookie battle shreak. if you ever encounter such a comotion you should act accordingly 1) dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for sexual 2) get in the fetile position until the "wookie" vacates 3) if the "wookie" tries touch or molest you dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for pleasure 4) NEVER run "wookies" could mistake his for foreplay. then your fucked

wookie battle shreak :wwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by wookieguy July 6, 2010

shred

a sub-genre of heavy metal that is focused very fast, very complicated guitar solos. Most shredders are virtuosos. Shred song rarely has vocals, and has no mainstream appeal whatsoever. It is only popular with guitar players

Well-Known shredders: Joe Satriani, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Jason Becker, Marty Friedman, Michael Angelo

by Zaal' Goron May 21, 2005

shread

fellatio performed by someone currently wearing braces

I got head from Flo today, but it was more like shread than head.

by florence lawrence April 9, 2008

shread

In which to shred the gnar.

"dude lets go shread!"

"Shread!"

by Deanage282 April 4, 2008