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shotgun wedding 

see stain on my shirt

-One thing to complain about
"Someone came saying I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt"
shotgun wedding by Rane July 16, 2004

shotgun wedding 

to get married on the fly, unexpectedly, spur of the moment
we headed to vegas on the spur of the moment for a shotgun wedding
shotgun wedding by Freddieville April 25, 2008

Shotgun Spread 

If a man is urinating under normal circumstances the urine leaves in a straight line, which makes it very easy to aim. However it can happen, after rough nights, that this flow is not a perfect line but rather a shotgun spread, meaning the flow goes everywhere but the intended target area.
"Sorry it took me so long on the bathroom. I had to clean up after I enjoyed a shotgun spread."
Shotgun Spread by creiss October 10, 2009

Shotgun Face 

Someone who looks like they have been shot in the face by a shotgun.

(due to acne)
Wow that is a seriously bad shotgun face!
Shotgun Face by Robert607 January 12, 2011

shotgun interview 

Shortly after two people start dating, (or when you first meet a friends partner) family and friends can choose to conduct a 'shotgun interview' to make sure the new partner is a suitable choice. Normally conducted when in a rocking chair with a shotgun on your lap for maximum effect.
Meeting Sarah's new boyfriend later, as her Dad... I'll be giving him a shotgun interview.
shotgun interview by tadle October 3, 2014

shotgun wedding 

a redneck wedding in which at least 1 of3 males attending carries a shotgun to the wedding or some other firearm. Often results in drunken misfires killing guests. Usually held at trailer parks or farms. Often more than one person there is missing a limb from farming accidents, and almost none have all their teef.
Redneck 1:Little Billy Ray Joe Bob Jr. and Amanda Mae Sally Sue are having a shotgun wedding at his mamas trailer lot, hope none of tha guests git shot!

Redneck 2: yep. we betta bring our whiskey and huntin rifles...