yard shoes

A pair of shoes having the distinct characteristic of being "old" or "worn out". Fit for being worn in the yard or on the street in situations not suitable for nice shoes. Often worn by individuals of the inner city African American community.

That nigga walkin around in piss and shit all day. Good thing he wearin' his yard shoes.

by The GodFocker November 22, 2011

Medgit shoes

MEdgit shoes means condom or a anti sexual product

Ricky:Hey man did you have protection last night?
Chan:Ya man i had some Medgit shoes

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

kenyan shoes

A label used to describe the state a person is in when he or she runs fast.

"Dude, did you see Steve?"
"Nah man. As soon as the cops showed up, he put on his Kenyan shoes and booked it out of there."

by durkadurka123 September 10, 2011

shoe sex

Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.

"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"

by zero_ryoko October 9, 2006

Shoe shop

Strip club

Tom: You want to go to shoe shop soon?

Mark: ye I got loads money throw away

by Jonny sins 283837 July 6, 2020

Man Shoes

Women's shoes that appear masculine enough to be worn by a man.

"I used to have pair of shoes like the ones you are wearing. They were real comfortable, although everyone called them my man shoes."

by theheat December 8, 2006

It Was My Shoe

Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.

The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.

Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."

by Drewandabby January 25, 2011