Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).

Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.

by LindsayM November 4, 2011

night shoes

1) The personality you put on when you go out at night. Your metaphorical party hat...if you will.

2) What you do at night.

"You about to see me in my night shoes"

"You don't know me, you only see me in my night shoes"

by Creampuff33 March 19, 2009

kenyan shoes

A label used to describe the state a person is in when he or she runs fast.

"Dude, did you see Steve?"
"Nah man. As soon as the cops showed up, he put on his Kenyan shoes and booked it out of there."

by durkadurka123 September 10, 2011

shoe sex

Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.

"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"

by zero_ryoko October 9, 2006

It Was My Shoe

Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.

The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.

Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."

by Drewandabby January 25, 2011

Shoe shop

Strip club

Tom: You want to go to shoe shop soon?

Mark: ye I got loads money throw away

by Jonny sins 283837 July 6, 2020

Playground Shoes

Those shoes that have the primary colors on there including green. You would typically make fun of the owner of the shoes, saying that they are childish. You would blame their playground shoes when the owner makes a mistake.

Greg and his playground shoes broke the vase again.

by Dr. Doofus Mandel Ph.D May 10, 2021