Vegas Shoes

Brand new shoes a girl buys with the only intention of looking hot in Las Vegas.

My girlfriend realized she forgot her Vegas shoes when we got to the hotel. I guess she'll have bare feet up in the air tonight.

by figbush May 1, 2013

Shoe-purr

How delighted you feel when you get some new shoes

She shoe-purred to work, happy in the knowledge that she wouldn't fall in the snow.

by Bronzeprincess February 19, 2018

Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).

Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.

by LindsayM November 4, 2011

kenyan shoes

A label used to describe the state a person is in when he or she runs fast.

"Dude, did you see Steve?"
"Nah man. As soon as the cops showed up, he put on his Kenyan shoes and booked it out of there."

by durkadurka123 September 10, 2011

shoe sex

Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.

"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"

by zero_ryoko October 9, 2006

Shoe shop

Strip club

Tom: You want to go to shoe shop soon?

Mark: ye I got loads money throw away

by Jonny sins 283837 July 6, 2020

It Was My Shoe

Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.

The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.

Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."

by Drewandabby January 25, 2011