shiznotch

when you don't want to say 'shit' due to the situation - a charming way to avoid swearing. Not used as a replacement of the word feces.

You stupid shiznotch!

by the biznotch November 23, 2011

shizbolla

a word commonly used in Antartica meaning penguin with blue piss

Mick's chillin with the Shizbolla

by shizbollin March 23, 2014

Shizzed

The result of mind blowing oral sex whereby a man shits and jizzes at the same time.

I just shizzed everyone but I whatever, I gots mine!

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

Shizz

Shizz; verb; sh-i-zz

The act of Shizzing; a sexual fetish wherein the male squats above the woman's upper torso and proceeds to both shit and jizz at the same time. This fetish is most common among jiggalos and weeabos alike.

Person 1: Damn, I just shizzed all over Mary. I'll send you a pic.
Person 2: Oh shit, I wish I could shizz on Mary.

by FeralPotato April 15, 2015

Shizz

Female ejaculate; the fluid expelled by a squirter during orgasm. Derived from "she" + "jizz"

My bed is constantly soaked in shizz now that I'm dating a squirter.

by Barbalib June 3, 2015

shezzo

short for "she's so"

She literally shit on my face. Shezzo wicked.

by les30 August 20, 2015

Shitzophrenic

Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once

As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"

by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016