skippygate

Your own personal race related public relations flap
Derives from watergate and skippy gates

That Tom Vilsack, always getting into more skippygates

by saucynoodles July 25, 2010

Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.

"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.

by iNT2 April 11, 2011

Skippyjack

1. Any of various fishes that leap above the surface of the water, as a tuna or bonito, that tastes like peanut butter and/or sticks to the roof of your mouth.

2. A brand of peanut butter made with skippyjack fish.

3. A dork of an individual named Jack, Jackie or Jacqueline that skips rather than walks everywhere they go.

1. Crap, I got a skippyjack and jellyfish sandwich...AGAIN.

2. Mom, can I add a jar of Skippyjack to our grocery list?

3. You sure are a dork, Skippyjack.

by jacktheskipper August 22, 2011

Shippingest

The person who can acquire both loads of freight, and the means to transport them (trucks, trains, planes, horses, camels etc.) better than anyone else is the shippingest.

Another load delivered. Man, Johnny is the shippingest motherfucker around.

by Mac the truck October 4, 2011

shipping a package

Taking a dump. Pooping.

I will be shipping a package now, as I just finished my third quadruple caramel macchiato iced latte.

by Keanu Madonna August 19, 2014

skippy nutter butter

Primarily performed by a male but, given enough motivation, can be carried out by a female.

The act of verbally berating a subordinate while wearing tan, or khaki, pants with the testicles exposed through the zipper portion of the pants, where a generous dollop of peanut butter eagerly awaits a hungry canine.

Hey, did you see Chad going all Skippy Nutter Butter on Joe?

Yeah I saw, now all I can think about is how much I want a PB&J.

by Stellarcorpse13 May 17, 2016

Skippy Syndrome

An awkward person who'll forever be a virgin. Can't talk to those they find attractive without coming off awkwardly aggressive/not aggressive enough. (Some people with Skippy syndrome may take pride in their forever virgin self)

Sam: Hey man, what's up Devon? Why is he talking to her like that?
Steve: Oh, idk fam. I think he has Skippy Syndrome.

Sam: Ohhhh makes sense

by XyraJX November 2, 2017