Shamoozled

excited, happy, looking forward to something.

I am so shamoozled about going shopping!

by stevie stevenson January 18, 2009

Shampon

A tampon made of the wonderful shamwow menstration sucker uper

Betsy almost got blood everywhere. Atleast she remembered her shampon!

by Aphish December 18, 2009

Sham Poo

Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending

"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"

by legolas1890 September 6, 2013

Shamoo

A situation that appears to be sketchy or not safe.

"Bro that turn on the track is so slippery."
"I know bro, it's shamoo."

by wickedfugginsmaht February 22, 2019

Shapoopie

1) The feces that gets stored between the sack and gooch during ejection of waste.

2) The feces that lingers when you don't wipe your ass.

3) The feces that sticks to you hand when you "be a man, use your hand."

1) When I sat down, I could the shapoopie squelching in my pants.

2) I was lazy so I decided to just let the shapoopie stay put.

3) I was eating chicken fingers and tasted something wierd. I had forgotten that I had let the shapoopie stay on my hand.

by YoZulu September 9, 2006

upside-down shamroogucci

the act in which a man suspended in midair upside-down wiggles his body until he has a magnifiscent orgasm

this guy left me hanging for dead in a warehouse, but i just did an upside-down shamroogucci and got the fuck out of there.

by screwtupp April 9, 2009

Shamoone

Mans know though that it's all good.

Be like Shamoone to them skeets!

Similar to: Chamone

When you say to a hen like, "Shamoone Beeatch". They is like wagwan wiv him?

by Dan Shotta November 16, 2003