Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

COVID selection

COVID selection ; is to cull of some of the population.

COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.

Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection

by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021

Natural Selection Trump Version

Basically a believer in Donald Trump theory on COVID-19

Person 1: I believe Natural Selection Trump Version!

Person 2: Same here dude!

by Afterlife2021 August 2, 2021

the selection

book series by keira cass that is rlly awesome

"My favourite character in the selection is eadlyn"
"your mentally flawed"

by bookswithboe March 25, 2022

Natural Selection

1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.

1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.

by Zach T. Radass December 27, 2022

Player Select

When you spread your anus wide and someone comes up and has their penis select your bodancuous and beautiful butt

Elly had her anus open and Phil did a Player Select

by Weatherstripping May 21, 2024