selective addiction

The moment when you have mountaining amounts of college assignments, which causes you to be less addicted to your smartphone whilst making you paradoxically more addicted to caffeine — whether in the form of coffee drinks or Tombocantuxin caffeine pills

During finals week, my selective addiction kicked in; I barely touched my phone but couldn’t get enough coffee to power through all those assignments!

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

SelectiveFeminists

SelectiveFeminist: Is a type of feminist who wants women’s rights when it suits them. They’ll shy away from traditionally male-dominated hard jobs, like working on a building site etc., and if they try, they won’t even last a day. They also like to avoid paying their fair share on dates, expecting men to cover the bill. They think the world would run perfectly fine without men, which is pure stupidity too. They often claim not to rely on men for money, but might have an OnlyFans account or a sugar daddy etc. to fund their lifestyle. And alot of them get called out a on podcasts, the clips can go viral, making them the laughingstock of the internet.

Lee: Did you see that Andrew Tate YouTube clip against that feminist? He completely destroyed her! He properly schooled her, he told her the facts of life, he said to her," Of course, we need men who build the whole world around you, men. Who do you call who needs help in an emergency: policemen firemen, etc.! She looked like a rabbit in headlights, she was speechless had tears in her eyes! That clip was well true and funny it went proper viral, to bruv LOL.

Frank: These SelectiveFeminists are hilarious,

Bruv. They always want things their own way when it suits them, they don't like paying there share of the bill, and don't mind taking men’s, money and love avoiding any hard graft to bruv LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025

Selective temporary amnesia

A common mental disorder developed during HR and legal investigations where people forget important details that would show them in poor light.

Honey sugar, I had to pop two pirin tablets for my selective temporary amnesia, not to mention show my outrage with, “What?! how rude! People do such things in the workplace?!” on the HR query on why I decked that cuntbag.

by ilacevoli January 9, 2026

fry selection

the moment when your eating frys from an average restuarant like mcdonalds or burger king and start getting near the bottom where the ones left are to crispy, or cold, so you choose the best ones to eat and throw the rest out

Guy 1- hey man hurry up and eat, we gotta go

Guy 2- man shut up and hold on, im doin a fry selection

by Smokey Legend January 9, 2008

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

COVID selection

COVID selection ; is to cull of some of the population.

COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.

Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection

by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021