Gemini season

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down the stairs at 14:20
Show that you really care for em as it's a symbol of peace and friendship.

Friend: "You know what time it is.... It's Gemini season baby get ovER HERE!"
Mecha: "F u c k ." *runs*

by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020

seasoned yolk

When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.

" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick

by N O G October 24, 2017

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

peach season

Noun: the season where many asses (🍑) are seen

Tyrone it’s peach season

by Peach season 101 May 6, 2018

seasonal head

The act of receiving head only during the summer and winter solstices or spring and fall equinoxes. It is used as an act of abstinence or is used by those in tune with the changing of seasons.

“So, you only get head during the solstices or equinoxes?”

“Yes, Karen, it’s called seasonal head.”

by Fried_Sauerkraut October 22, 2019

Coyote season

When a female howls like a coyote during sex.

Found out it was coyote season last night while banging this chick

by Whitecountry October 29, 2019

chump season

a declaration upon taking something that isn't yours, but not exactly stealing it...

you find a nice pen on the ground and you pick it up and put it in your pocket and say "chump season!"

by Papa Whale December 16, 2011