Moffy Scrolet

Moffy Scrolet is when you have a Scruffy Mullet it was definitely not me trying to say scruffy mullet but it ended up coming out as moffy scrolet

Me: i cut my hair now I look like I have a moffy scrolet

Cousin: what?

by Pilot Leo August 15, 2021

Viking Scrote Beard

A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack

His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town

by BannonBalls January 2, 2022

purge scrotector

A child so ill as to make you never want kids.

Okay I just made this shi up. Still though YOU know who I’m talking about. Enough said. That kid is such a purge scrotector!

by Will_i.e.-dude March 24, 2024

Throat scrote

An alternate/slang term for the uvula

"What's that thing that hangs in the back of the throat? You know, the little sack?" "That's the throat scrote dude!"

by _irritant February 15, 2025

the devils scrote

Fireball whiskey, Screech whiskey, pabst blue ribbon and grenadine (for colour)

My good barman , please make me one the devils scrote please.

by zwanguy September 28, 2013

Gargle my Scrote

The act of sucking your ball sack

Wendy was giving me shit, so I told her to gargle my scrote before I gave her a Schmack

by Dr. Bocaciac October 18, 2018

sawed off scrotes

no balls; no guts.

Yeah, he just goes along with it because he has sawed off scrotes.

by sponge's mom December 19, 2018