schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.

"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

Schmuck

A common word used to describe Slustig.

Slustig is such a schmuck!

by cheese April 3, 2005

schmuck

Alternative for f**k. Also a jew word meaning penis.

"What the schmuck??"

"Shut the schmuck up!"

by KingofSchmuck March 3, 2009

Schmuck

A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.

Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."

by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013

schmuck

a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect

Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.

by Le Schmuck December 28, 2005

schmudlach

the wisconsin deffintion of a tractor's mudflap

the farmer had to clean his schmudlach in order to get the tractor moving.

by 2BSTB February 4, 2010

Schmuddel

Benjamin wenn er krass am simpen istn

Benjamin: "Ich hab schon wieder geschmuddelt Gott bitte verzeih mir"

by Benisteinschmuddel123 June 25, 2020