salt lamp

A gift white children give to their parents as a last minute "thoughtful" gift.

It was 4 days to christmas and Sebastian decided to get his mom a salt lamp.

by BeastyTuna March 16, 2017

Salt Brah

a filthy "person" that dresses like a hippie, does many drugs frequently while listening to old hippie music. also has no future, plays no sports(except sometimes hockey), and is obsessed with nature and promoting peace, always a non republican
syn.-hippie

Hey, "Let's cleanse our school of these salt brah shits!"

by THE FORCES OF GOOD May 07, 2005

salt mines

Owner of a large quantity of salt, reaching a higher level of saltiness than someone who is just merely "salty."

Observer1: Yo, that kid just got straight up owned for free.
Observer2: Yea man, he's mad salty.
Observer1: Salt mines owner for sure.

by FreetosLay August 20, 2011

Salted Lighthouse

When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.

by Joey123098 September 17, 2008

Salt squad

A group of people who are salty at the same time

The social outcasts of Mr. Craig's class became a salt squad when everyone else was being loud and obnoxious.

by Sylas Nite November 30, 2015

salt the rim

anilingus on a sandy beach

Mr. Wong was going to salt the rim of his friend to cap off a terrific evening by the beach.

by Cinema Steve October 12, 2008

Salting the kangaroo

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

by Coach miller January 17, 2009