by fishegg June 19, 2004
Get the salt pellet mug.A salt bae is responsible for rubbing, massaging, tenderizing, and seasoning their bae's "meat". A good salt bae takes their bae and the "meat" out for dates and cuddles. Salt baes' are required to maintain the health and happiness of their bae's "meat", no matter how exhausting it may be gettin the "work" all the time.
That's my salt bae; She's my salt bae; Don't make me get my salt bae; I need to schedule an appointment with my salt bae; Does your salt bae accept my insurance?
by Letter T March 3, 2022
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by THE FORCES OF GOOD May 6, 2005
Get the Salt Brah mug.Owner of a large quantity of salt, reaching a higher level of saltiness than someone who is just merely "salty."
Observer1: Yo, that kid just got straight up owned for free.
Observer2: Yea man, he's mad salty.
Observer1: Salt mines owner for sure.
Observer2: Yea man, he's mad salty.
Observer1: Salt mines owner for sure.
by FreetosLay August 23, 2011
Get the salt mines mug.When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.
by Joey123098 November 1, 2008
Get the Salted Lighthouse mug.The social outcasts of Mr. Craig's class became a salt squad when everyone else was being loud and obnoxious.
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by Cinema Steve January 22, 2009
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