Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas

'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'

by BombDogged October 4, 2016

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free swag

Free clothing or accessories given by retail stores or other businesses. They usually give these things out with current deals or at booths to make people want to use their business.

" Yo mom, I just got some free swag from the store because it was their grand opening.

by InvadrJim July 28, 2017

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The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.

Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.

by MigDaSlickest March 7, 2018

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pissed-off-swag

the mindset of being calm while being completely pissed off

the one word that can be used to describe what your feeling when you appear calm on the outside but are completely pissed off on the inside

me - whats one word that would describe your mood?
jd- pissed-off-swag

my boy JD had some pissed-off-swag after his roomate adam beat his ass then got shit on by a dog named blaze

by theniggafosho December 16, 2011

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