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surf porn

Pictures and videos of usually, large, glassy, beautiful waves with crystalline tubes, surfed by athletic, golden-haired surfers, sometimes at sunset. Routinely found on surfing web sites, used to attract visitors, sell products.
At some point, I stopped watching surf porn, bought a board, and learned to surf myself.

This site is nothing but surf porn. No good articles.
by LeighBotts June 22, 2016
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Track Surfing

a.) someone looking through tracks/songs in a music library to find that song that you haven't heard in a while or a song that's pleasing to your ears.
Person 1:What are you?
Person 2:I'm track surfing!
Person 1: Find anything good?
Person 2: Yeah I just did...The Beatles!
by Yaj White December 28, 2009
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Chain surfing

to balance on a slacked chain that runs between two poles, typically found in urban environments that were designed to have an old-fashioned look. In order to maintain balance, you keep your arms raised and the chain moves sideways, making it look as if you were on a real surf board.
-That kid over there dropped his phone when he was chain surfing
by benjaminf12 December 15, 2013
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Rim Surfing

To drive a car without tires; only "surfing" on the rims.
Damn that guy really be rim surfing in his whip.
by coleismole August 20, 2023
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bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.
Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.
by rugtol44 June 30, 2018
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Obsessive surfing

To constantly surf the Internet, sometimes with out noticing you were doing it.
"I'm so addicted to the Internet I keep finding my self obsessive surfing!"
by bro fist August 3, 2015
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dog surfing

To utilize a k9 and rollerblades as a means of transportation. Also considered an extreme sport depending on the k9.
We enjoyed the wonderful afternoon dog surfing in the streets.
by gokussx4 April 27, 2009
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