Superman Is Dead

Indonesian Green Day on crack.

Superman Is Dead are like Indonesian Green Day on crack. Belati Tuhan is their best song as it reminds me of 80s hard-core punk

by UltimateDoge July 23, 2023

Superman Funko Pop

A literal funko pop that looks like Superman, bro has powers too.

Hey mom, can you give me that Superman Funko Pop?

by Colton20101 March 28, 2023

Superman Durag

People who wear their durag flap out are gay.

That faggot wore his durag like Superman durag, damn never expected that from him.

by Therealniggaknight January 28, 2021

Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Superman Jar

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.

- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.

by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019

Superman blunt

a weed blunt laced with coke

Yo you tryna smoke a superman blunt? Fuck yeah

by Teki December 26, 2023

Superman

The most dogsh*t of a so called "superhero" ever created in the DC universe. Yeah he has powers, xray vision, lazer eyes, fight and hes strong ig (hes a puny weakling) but he has a weakness... a glowing green rock...😹😹 and they come in more colors to that do other things, so logically speaking, if you got a mini gun and loaded it up with a bunch of those green rocks (you can buy them anywhere on the dc dark web) and sprayed at him. DEAD! You kill him in many other ways hes not completely invincible, like how alfred could stomp on his head. In conclusion Super man is the shittiest "hero" ever

Sincerly

-Batman dick rider!

Guy 1: Yo that kid over there is so superman🤮🤮

Girl 2. I know right its actually nasty..🤢🤢

by 【Batman's №1 D!ck Rider】 December 17, 2023