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michael sucks dick 

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus
michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick

national your little sibling sucks day 

July 26th, national your little sibling sucks day. this is the one day of the year when your little sibling has to admit they suck. It's the law. they also HAVE to mean it.
My little sibling must now admit they suck because it is national your little sibling sucks day,

dream theater sucks 

It is the band Dream Theater's slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like Dream Theater. They got sick of the slogan after a while, but some people still say it because it's a great slogan. So if you see someone post a comment on a YouTube video of Dream Theater and they say dream theater sucks give them an E-high five.
Incorrect usage:
Fan: Dream Theater sucks!
Amateur Dream Theater Fan: Dude, Dream Theater does NOT suck. Fuck you!

Correct usage:
Fan: Dream Theater sucks.
Fan2: Fuck yeah they do!

I DIDNT GET FIRST CLASS THIS SUCKS 

A everyday LeMonde flight on the discord and group wall.
I DIDNT GET FIRST CLASS THIS SUCKS.

power metal sucks 

A phrase said by many death metal fans because power metal is not "brutal" enough and actually care about having a melody, they also dislike the high vocals too.
Brutal death metaller: "omfg power metal sucks! Too many well played guitar solos for me! RRAAARG GRRRAWRG! BLAARRG!

Power metaller: " Yeah, they don't clash all the instruments together because they want a MELODY.

Brutal death metaller: "what's a melody?!"

Power metaller: /facepalm ¬_¬;

power metal sucks by Master Dave September 27, 2008

baseball sucks 

The truth
Baseball sucks all other spring sports' dicks
baseball sucks by #DealWithIt June 14, 2016