Jaylie Stone

Jaylie Stone is perfect in an imperfect way. She knows what to say at the right time and she would do anything to be with the ones shes loves. Even we go to different school, we can still pull it off to try to flirt and with us almost be dating or in the future we are dating. I love you. I want to spend my life with her and she is so athletic, but shes does not think that she is that good. I love watching her play and even when she looks in my general direction I feel blessed.

Jaylie Stone is so great that I would spend time with her over going to play with my cousins. I don't know what I would do without you. I love you

by Konner R-S December 1, 2019

Going to Shoney's

Going to jail

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)

"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."

by Officer Delarge July 8, 2009

The Peter Stone Syndrome

To have some form of romantic relation with someone one day, and the next day that someone chooses to ignore you for a long period of time. You, the victim, feel the need to confront that someone, but when you do so, you get shot down and then you die.

"'I think I have The Peter Stone Syndrome...' 'You mean your life completely sucks right now?' 'Yeah basically I'ma jump too high on a trampoline and get rocketed into space and die now.'" Beware of The Peter Stone Syndrome. BEWARE!

by Crystal Boust November 19, 2010

Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

stoned

under the influence of marijuana, in a zone where every looks good, tastes good, and when you just feel happy about everything.

"last night i was so stoned but i was still so happy about life its self?

by Angi Childs January 18, 2004

kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003