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Stock

Refers to a car without any modifications. Typically JDM car owners will use stock as an excuse when getting pulled over.
Police: pulls over highly modified Supra
Driver: yes officer, it’s stock
by JarvisBanned December 5, 2020
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Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.
Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!
by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022
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JV Stock

A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.
Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.

"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."

"JV4'd your ass!"

"At least I got the JV."

"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."

"Will they get the JV?"
by Le0ne January 28, 2022
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facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017
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Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020
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Stock up with cuteness

It's used when we watch a streamer or video that we find entertaining, it can trigger the release of serotonin in our brain, which can contribute to positive emotions such as smiling.
I need to watch some LadySolystraI need to "stock up with cuteness".
by Lolrace May 30, 2023
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Stock Fry

If you don’t know what stock fry is then you don’t deserve to know.
“Hey, did you hear about stock fry? I heard the hottest girls are into it.”

“When my sneaky link said he loves stock fry I knew he was the one, we’ve been married ever since!”
by Coolguybobduncan December 7, 2021
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