freaking book stand

A phrase used in frustration, most commonly at a book stand.

There are too many books on that freaking book stand!

by bookstand October 23, 2004

one night stand

a singular table by a bed or in a bed room that usually serves as a storage space

"how many of these night stands would you like to buy?"
"ill just buy one night stand."

by literally man December 19, 2013

Music Stand Whore

A music stand whore (or hog) is a musician in a band, orchestra, or chamber group who hogs the music stand.

This person will have their own stand and won't share, while others are two or even three to a stand.

In worst cases this person will be using multiple stands for their stuff.

Why do those flutes have their own stands? We're three on a stand here! Those music stand whores.

Conductor: Stop being a music stand whore!

by Guildenstern14 November 12, 2009

Sds(stand and deliver syndrome)

When a person goes into teaching or the care of poverty stricken young teens for the sole purpose of living out a savior complex. This syndrome is curable and the remedy is giving them enough time to interact with the disillusioned youth. They end up having petty arguments with most youth and picking a few favorites that are their vision of success.

Beckisha: I understand your situation and can save you!

Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.

Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.

Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.

Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?

Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.

Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.

Beckisha: Fuck all of you

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Screw This Taco Stand

When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.

"I'm done with this place... Screw this Taco Stand..."

by paradmshft April 24, 2009

one text stand

when somebody texts you and you text them back but they never reply.

Girl 1- "hey"
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*

by Anthonygerbenshockler January 3, 2011

if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen

1 . Basically , if you can't stand the stress , leave the situation.
2. If you don't like it GTFO

Me: I think planking is the dumbest thing ever
Friend: Well I like it
Me: My facebook status , my opinion . "if you can't stand the heat , get out the kitchen" & mind your business.

by CIbeast July 1, 2011