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angel squirt

Angel squirt is the substance created when a man ejaculates into a female and then she immediately squirts the ejaculated material into the air
An example of angel squirt would be I was pile driving this girl last night and after I gave her a creampied she shot Angel squirt all over my face cuz she had such a great time
by Dudge36 January 21, 2018
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Fat Squirt

Fat squirt is the female equivalent of a fat nut

Usually in response to attention
1.
Person 1: Dude, did you see I got 200 likes on my post?
Person 2: Fat squirt, am I right boys?

2.

Fuck yeah! #1 Fortnite victory royal, fat squirt gamers
by Agario and solitaire lover February 8, 2020
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Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!
by Handyhomo February 25, 2019
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brain squirts

What begins as a "brain fart" or when you forget a thought, and you absolutely can't think of it, even hours later you still can't remember,it makes you so angry you scream and spit all over your windshield or bathroom mirror.
Johnny really couldn't remember what he had for lunch, he must have a case of the brain squirts.
by mrtreadwell February 13, 2017
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Veal Squirt

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.
Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.
by jagerhall June 12, 2018
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Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.
Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.
by afablesotrue August 11, 2016
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Squirt Yurt

An Asian Massage Parlor that specializes in happy endings, especially one that features Mongolian women.
"After dining at the restaurant P.F. Chang's, I was dined upon at the Squirt Yurt H.J. Wang's."
by BigGrabby February 9, 2022
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