spleeted

when you get hit so hard you split in half (or feel like it)

Person 1: *Punches Person 2*
Person 2: "Ow, that hurt so bad, I feel like I almost spleeted

by Crack_Johnson November 5, 2020

Spleek

A person is Spleekin or Spleeked when they have taken an adderall or other similar upper (coke molly etc.)

Sheesh! I'm spleekin off that addy from earlier...

by Torquejackson February 10, 2021

Spledangering

Spledangering: a verb word that is used as a vague but very real threat; could be considered jokingly offensive; not dissimilar to the words throttle and fuck, but in a way very separate from anything related to either word.

Spledangering is a totally real word, and originates from the depths of one of the Great Obsidian Towers. Many folk from there consider it a curse upon those it is wished on, so be careful how you use it in the Underdark.

Ex: I heard Joe got spledangered by Harry yesterday- what a cruel world we live in.

If you don't watch your back, all you're going to find is a spledangering around the corner.

I'm going to spledanger the shit out of that kid one day...

by The Knightly Seal April 8, 2021

spler

when you’re dating someone extremely stupid. like this amount of stupid is actually concerning.

holy shit i told you not to light yourself on fire when you just got gas on you. jeez ethan your such a spler!!

by therealmf April 16, 2021

Spleen

Considered by some to be a godlike being.

"why are you so obsessed with spleen?"
"Spleen"

by Bigmoris April 21, 2021

splendishious

Splendishious is a word used to define that non defineable mood. You use it when there is a scenario or moment so incredible that there is no word in the whole English language able to explain how you feel. Except there is. The word is splendishious.

"Woah, that experience was utterly splendishious."

by mashedpotatoesareprettyswag May 3, 2021

Splendigerous

Ridiculously amazing. To be half splendid and rare .

For example, my sneaky link was splendigerous . She was the highlight of my year.

by Ymcmb.cash June 22, 2022