Smoke selfie

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?

Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

by Lefty Power 123 July 4, 2016

street smoke

When someone attempts to quit, but can't seem to kick the habit. Instead, they either hide or find cigarettes on the street to puff when no one is looking.

I told the crew I had to make a call, but really I was taking a drag of that street smoke.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

smoke the dog

Suck this dickkkk

Smoke the dog and stop playing

by Lit_vybes January 29, 2018

Smoke a thottie

When you get da puss and da boof in one sitting

“Have you seen Jorge?”
“He’s going to smoke a thottie”
“Man smoke Jorge!”

by Samsamus December 5, 2019

Smoke Scape

The best smoking clan in osrs

Smoke Scape or don't scape, ya dig?

by Smokescape September 27, 2020

Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop

Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.

by stink bug September 27, 2012

Combo Smoked

(v.) When you smoke someone 2 or more times consecutively in any game,sport, or activity.

Jessie: Yeah I scored!

Justin: Oh yeah well I'll score on you!

*Jessie makes a spectacular block, Justin tumbles to the ground and Jessie proceeds to score another 5 times*

Jessie: You just got Combo Smoked!

by TheGreenMachine420 March 29, 2012