smushed

to be really, really drunk

omg last night i was so smushed i snogged the dog

by miss egg March 28, 2009

Pumpkin Smasher

a black person who is up to no good

Look at that little pumpkin smasher tryin' to steal that candy bar.

by Jiggerbop November 16, 2009

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

smashdurbating

Masterbating while a girl shits on your cock

I was smashdurbating and it smelled funny

by Smash mail boxes December 1, 2014

smashdar

The current person you are looking forward to hook up with

Person 1: "Who's on your smashdar?"
Person 2: "I'm looking at Jessica right now."

by SwaggyP123 January 3, 2015

smashdaddy

someone named ashley who is also daddy af originated in williamstown new jersey.

oh look there's Smashdaddy now

by jalapenopussipopper June 23, 2017

Slashed

To destroy/annihilate somebody or something in a competition.

Dude, I just slashed you in arm wrestling.

by Cstump7071 July 6, 2017