Shmazing

(int., adj) a word describing something over the level of amazing, or below the level of spectacular

Alivia: How do you like my dress? I got it at Kohls!
Dana: Its shmazing Alivia! I love it!

by krafteekid May 16, 2010

Schlacking

to take any opportunity (or create one) to complain about your life in the most annoying way as possible in order to get sympathy and recognition for miniscule accomplishments.

Boy: Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.

by Ashtyn84 March 6, 2008

shanking

The act of angry masturbation, with a motion similar to stabbing someone in the stomach.

Damn, dude. You're shaking. Maybe you need a good shanking.

by crunch86 October 27, 2010

shackin

shakin ya booty like noones watchin

"she was shackin out on the dance floor"

by lana loooooooo August 4, 2006

Shanking

A mix of shagging and spanking.

Dude, Me and Katie were shanking all night !

by Dummerica May 5, 2008

Dick Sacking

The art of tieing a sack around your penus area until your balls drop off.

Person 1: Haha you have no bollocks ^_^
Person 2: Shutp up I had a session of dick sacking >:(

by stab1234 July 27, 2009

Shanking

the practice of excreting and masturbating simultaneously

"Excuse me waiter, could you please prepare my bill - I have a busy evening of shanking planned"

by JDL1234567890 July 1, 2005