shitting dicks

When your poo is large, long, and roughly shaped like a penis. Makes one think of anal sex.

Bob: How was your poo?
Joe: It was like shitting dicks.

by mumbojumbo5 April 7, 2011

Smiting

When a guy leaves the main part of the party or hangout to get with a girl.

The boys: Wanna hangout tonight?
Conor: No, I'm with my girl.
The boys: Stop smiting!

At a party*
Brock: Hey where's Theo? I haven't seen him all night.
David: He's been smiting Chloe.

by Meeechh August 24, 2017

Shitting-halfwaynLetingithang

To execrete bodily waste only halfway and letting it suspend for a prolonged amount of time.

Kyle took a dump halfway but had to answer a phonecall, thus he is shitting-halfwaynLetingithang.

by TheBLACKPRIDE February 10, 2007

shitting through the teeth

vomiting.

shitting through the teeth

"Where's Joe?"

"He's been in there all day shittin through his teeth."

"I told him not to order those shrimp fajitas!"

by backdoorkelly August 10, 2009

shitting my senses

Just absolutely losing your mind....it feel like your brains are sliding out of your head.

I'm so tired from work today, at this point I'm just shitting my senses. I can't even form a sentence!

by Brudda Mikus January 6, 2011

Shitangas

A funny way of saying shit. When you want to be polite.

Used in bad situations. Sounds Spanish lol

Tom: Do you want to get an ice cream?
Bill: Nah I'm allergic :(
Tom: Aw! Shitangas!!
or

Lilly: (running to catch the bus)
Bus: (drives away)
Lilly: now I have to wait 20 more mintutes! SHITANGAS!

by Word Randomizer XD January 25, 2011

shitting

pretending to be fine yet knowing all the time something must change

"I am constantly shitting. Not good."

by Krkič June 19, 2019