shirt kitten

Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin

"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"

by Pecker_On_Urban_Dictionary March 24, 2023

green shirt

the most softest niggahs on the football field

“Hey! Don’t hit him he is in a green shirt, he’s soft”
“I’m gonna put my green shirt on today, my elbow hurts”

by yupyourdum October 7, 2020

Faded shirt

When a girl has been fucked to many times

You sure you want to cuff her she a faded shirt

by Rosealea squad October 23, 2020

happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.

What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.

by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023

showcase shirt

A low-cut top worn by a woman, in order to expose her cleavage and/or breasts, much like putting them in a showcase. Typically, women who wear these tops deny that they want attention - they feign modesty, take extreme offense to catching men looking at their chest, and they frequently complain to other women about being objectified, due to their appearance, in a way that closely mimics humble-bragging.

Christina acts like it bothers her to have men look at her cleavage when talking to her, even though she only wears showcase shirts and tight jeans, around men.

by thisismypretendname October 24, 2014

Cocaine shirt

A shirt too brazen, bright, and bold for everyday life.

We were out all last night. Sammy had the grass, a couple tabs, and the cocaine shirt on.

by BenisPlease July 30, 2022

shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.

Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular

by Getsit June 26, 2017