shirt kitten

Shirt kitten means a bonny one willing to do whatever it takes to get McDonalds ...Even if it means stuffing a mcgriddle in her mcmuffin

"Omg did you see that girl giving head in the mcdonalds parking lot for a mcgriddle?? She's such a shirt kitten!"

by Pecker_On_Urban_Dictionary March 25, 2023

Douchebag shirt

A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest

i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt

by Goatish February 02, 2015

cherry shirt

When a woman uses your shirt like a tampon

"I was out of tampons so I just made a cherry shirt."

by Karnaca April 18, 2014

Ricky Shirt

A stupid shirt worn by your uncle

Brother 1: I want a ricky shirt for Christmas
Brother 2: I already got one for you.

by Poophead McGee December 27, 2011

Furry shirt

A shirt with a slight furry surface/feeling due to mould developing.

Furry shirt is when you put a shirt in the wardrobe too quickly after having ironed it, (i.e. still moist) mould might start to develop. Hence the slightly exaggerated, but relevant reference to furry :-)

by Apple5 May 13, 2014

birthday shirt

When you don’t wear a shirt on your birthday.

I got my birthday shirt on...off....

by Oboe123 February 19, 2018

Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.

Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!

by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010