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Shift

another word for snogging, scoring, meeting, kissing with tongues. The girl puts her hands around the lad's neck and the lad puts in his hand on her ass and massages it. They start to kiss and put there tongues in each others mouth and start moving it around. sometimes the lad might bight the girls lip or give her a hickey. Shifting is sometimes done against the wall so the lad can hump the girls. Mostly common with teenagers.
He whispered in my ear 'fancy a shift?'...and before i knew it he had his hand on my ass and his tongue in my mouth. He was swirling it around in my mouth. Our tongues were colliding. He started to gently nibble on my lip. He brought me over to the wall and pinned me to it, his tongue still frantic in my mouth and his hands massaging and squeezing my ass. He began to hump me, still shifting. It lasted for 40 minutes when I had to pull out because the disco was over and everyone was gone. Before he left he said softly in my ear 'nicee shifting...pleasure working with you...i'll text you' and he left with a wink!
by pógmothóin August 30, 2013
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Shifteh

shifteh means passionately in love..she is what every man desires..she loves choclate chip muffins, persian boys, dancing, and sheila. she is a fragile rose...she drives a corrolla..she hates java chip city..she is SMART duh , she's persian..she is artistic and sees passion through her eyes..she captures the deeper meaning and inner beauty of a person...i love her.
I wish I could be just like Shifteh.
by persian twins December 8, 2009
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blew a shift

when you get carried away while having sex and you pull out to far and slam it into the woman's (or man's if that's your deal) ass, side of the pussy or side of the leg..
o shit..I was fucking my woman last night and blew a shift..now I can fuck around corners..
by Dave Ackmed September 17, 2006
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shitty fuck

1. When someone rubs their ass-crack up and down a guy's boner. Similar to a titty fuck, except using the ass. Not to be confused with anal sex.

2. Poor quality sexual intercourse.
1. I wouldn't mind a shitty fuck from J-Lo while I sit in this chair.

2. That was a shitty fuck I had with Jessica in the changeroom, because she was tired and uninterested (I was the 3rd guy she banged today), and some creep was peaking at us.
by Bango Bett September 21, 2005
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shitty deal

Something Goldman Sachs sells to unsuspecting people, destroying the world economy.
Goldman Exec: Boy, that Timberwolf is one shitty deal.

Other Exec: Should we sell it anyway, even if in causes and economic meltdown?

First exec: Who cares? We'll get rich!
by NovaNardis April 28, 2010
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shittyballaz

when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'
dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good
by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007
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shiftlexia

An impairment of the ability to let go of the SHIFT key on a standard keyboard. This condition can be acute or accidental.
Acute SHIFTLEXIA examples:

"WTF! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?!? NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY SO JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH."

Accidental shiftlexia examples:

"You n))b" instead of "You n00b"
by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez January 14, 2008
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