Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

shat

this word can be used in multiple situations.

“he called me ugly, i hope he’s shat.”
“i’m so shat. i’m wheezing bro”
“you’re the worst person on this earth, i’m shat”
“bitch made me upset. i’m shat.”

by batgrl February 13, 2021

Shat

Shat is another name for the weed

I forgot to hide my shat and he found it all over the floor

by Shat monster March 2, 2024

Shat

It’s another word for weed

I need to hire all of this shat from my dad

by Shat monster March 2, 2024

Shat

an amalgamation of the words 'Shit' and 'Chat'

when someone says something terrible or generic a reply can simply be one word:

"Shat"

usually shouted at the top of ones voice

by suchghat May 6, 2011

Shat

A cat and sheep combo.

Person 1: "Omg that looks like a cat and sheep combo!"
Person 2: "A shat."
Person 1: "Please don't call it that."

by Minty Mochis December 8, 2021

Shat Chat

A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.

My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.

by JC 24 me January 6, 2017