scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 12, 2021

Scottish lecture

Slapping the shit out of someone you disagree with

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.

by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022

Scottish butterfly

Scottish Butterfly - The act of soiling undergarments.

I was close to a "Scottish Butterfly".

by 23777 July 22, 2023

Scottish Puddin' Pop

When you manage to get cheddar cheese on your banger and mash up in yer arse hairs.

ACH! I fell down on ma five guys and gave meself a Scottish Puddin' Pop!

by Anonymous12940876 November 14, 2023