A Royal Flush

First flush: You have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping - or else it will stop the toilet.

Second flush: After wiping you flush again. This usually makes the toilet have less water in it.

Third flush: In order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.

I just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.

by I´am the real D2 February 6, 2014

royal slurpee

A synonym for anal slurpee, but with a slight amount of orange juice being added towards the end.

Jonny needs to stop giving away a royal slurpee to every guy he knows.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

royale high

A game on roblox were most of the players are fruity. you can collect sets and stuff to but the december’s dream is dog shit. Halos are rare

“Royale high is down again”

by Hiimcoollollolyes February 20, 2022

royal colonic

Noun. (n) When one pops the cork of a Champagne bottle using one's sphincter, thus allowing the champagne to erupt into the anal canal.

Zach: Wow, just had the best royal colonic, I'm feeling real fresh now..

by jack sallisse November 24, 2013

royal city

badass small town in washington, land of the knights!!!

lets go party it up in royal city

by knight18 October 20, 2008

Royal Penis

A penis of enormous proportions. The one that is too big to be concealed.

How big was he. He definitely had a royal penis.

by d$123456789 January 9, 2012

Royal Dutchie

The Best Marijuana weed smoked out of a bowl, bong, blunt, wrap, joint, eg.

Yo man, I got that Royal Dutchie.

by ImAStar May 9, 2015