Grave Robber

To date the significant other of a dead person.

#1.The grave robber is typically one who has had a long, secret love for the deceased's lover, or has been a former lover.

#2.The grave robber cold also be like a funeral crasher, who tries to use the grief of the widow/widower as an opportunity to get a piece of ass.

Example of #1: "It totally broke my heart when Joe married Angela, but now that's she's dead I can finally review my true feelings! But that would make me a grave robber! Woe is me!"

Example #2: "Dude, I'm totally going to make my move on Joanne and tap that ass!"

"Don't be a grave robber, dude. We're at her husband's funeral."

by Viking Phlegm January 29, 2010

robbie

an amazing person to have as a friend but is gramatically challenged and will automatically correct spelling mistakes in your work without asking

"omg he did it again"
"what?, he went through your work didn't he"
"yeah, he's such a robbie"

by benvolioajk April 10, 2009

robbers dog

to do something very fast... derived from the saying 'in and out like a robber's dog'

ok I'll wait... but only if you're robbers dog about it

by voxo April 27, 2007

Robbie

a robbie is someone who usually has glasses and is known to kill and eat donkeys alive. he is known to be a creep among the popular crowd and just an overall weirdo. he hates all people, but loves the poop that they bring to him. he also has really sharp teeth.

"OH MY GOD! It' is a Robbie!," the donkey says

by cravingforaving! December 29, 2011

Robbed

When someone you have engaged in an argument with, pretends that they are talking to someone else in an effort to subside the standing argument, but is caught in an awkward state of embarrassment, yet continues to go with the pretend conversation.

F- Dude you have no swag what so ever! Give up on life!
R- Shut up! Anyways...
F- Who the F*** are you talking to?
R- Matt, duh he was like... talking to me.
F- FYL, fo eva...
S-Yo, I think you just got Robbed?
F- FYL too man.

by YouCallMeSenaCauseImSena,SENA September 23, 2010

Robbie Williams

The most non-homosexual man on the planet. He is way cooler than the Mars Volta and The Libertines, who basically suck cock for bus fare, then walk home.

Antonym - Homosexual

"Oh my God, I swear, I don't know how it happened Janet! Robbie Williams just walked by me on the street and now I am pregnant!"

by Izak Zimmon October 11, 2006

Dopamine Robber

Anyone from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)

Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)

-Riley: "I just saw you not too long ago and you seemed happy, what happened?"

-Madison: "Yeah well I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."

-Riley: "That sucks."

-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."

by Victim of a Dopamine Robber February 19, 2008