retarded jack

Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.

Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.

by Chink Ming November 22, 2013

Retard showdown

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.

Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown

by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 24, 2019

Retard

People who add names to urban dictionary.

people who add names to urban dictionary are total retards. nobody gives a shit about what you think of some random person. just stop.

by StrightOuttaTheTrashCan January 27, 2021

Copycat retard

A group of people or an individual that is so mentally retarded that they cannot think for themselves, so has to copy catchphraises or mimic certain hand gestures such as clicking fingers off a fellow slightly smarter retard of the group.

simon and ryan are so retarded they copy adam in every way possible this is from a simple click of the fingers to repeating everything that he has just said in a previous sentance, from now on people like these are called copycat retards.

by kev schmit March 9, 2008

Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

by xenite October 6, 2008

Getting Retarded

The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.

"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"

"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."

by Seminoles91 February 18, 2010

tactical retard

a person who uses the same tactic every time even though it usualy fails

chris: frontal assault will work.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
steve: what a tactical retard

by MR.Chaosman12345 December 21, 2009