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Revolution 9

Revolution 9 (Originally named Revelations 9) was coded message on how to summon demons. Found by famous member and co-founder of the satanist sect the BEATLES (Beasts of Eternity, Arise To our Loud Enjoin. Satan!) John Lennon in the Lesser Key of Solomon and. John first used this songs power to summon a powerful Succubus named יוקו אונו, ילדו של לוציפר ומשמיד את כל מה שטוב (Real Name is untranslatable so she was just called Yoko Ono).

John, Yoko and fellow cultist George Harrison created a perfect english version of the song to transform the world into a living hell. However before they could release it all three got very high and messed with the audio. The next day they found their translation missing.

The BEATLES went on a Magical Mystery Tour to find their missing song but it was to no avail. While the BEATLES disbanded in 1970 after John and Yoko attempted to recruit more demons in the closest place to hell they could find (New York).

Legend has it that George and Ringo still search for the original Revolution 9 lyrics to this day
Person 1: Have you heard their making a new rendition of Revolution 9
Person 2: Don't you know that song's a satanic ritual in disguise
Person 1: What, no *secretly a satanist*
by Titanmaniac August 7, 2019
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resolutionaries

Those people crowding the gym during the first few weeks of January.
The gym was too full of resolutionaries for me to work out today, but it should be better by February.
by Docta Puella January 14, 2009
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The Revolution

A term of retaliation due to the unfair punishment of 5 students attending Kemps Landing Magnet School in the 2002-2003 school year. Cory, Caleb, Peirce, Alex, and Peter were sentenced to several weeks of a punishment which involved eating lunch during our "focus" time and serving detention with Mrs. Bowers afterwards. This part of the punishment came only after months at an assigned table. The Revolution is to symbolize the uprising of the five against "The Gilbert". They demanded a gifted faculty, and several others.
Student 1: Hey Gilbert, The Revolution is upon us.

Gilbert: Ok, sure.

Student 2: We shall see, we shall see.
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Dance Dance Revolution

A game that, while it can be fun, isn't actually dancing, most real dancers can't play it worth crap as it doesn't hit the beat. Also the songs you get in arcades will never be the ones you get at home, unless you are a DDR maniac, who owns all the game versions.
by Isisdancer April 9, 2006
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viva la revolution

Long live the Revolution! This is sometimes used in reference to Nintendo's next console, the Nintendo Revolution.
The new controller is motion sensitive! Viva la Revolution!
by thetictacaddict September 18, 2005
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resolutionarian

Person with a library sized collection of unfulfilled resolutions
Needed help with picking my New Year resolution, so I went to see the resolutionarian.
by pappylovehandles December 26, 2014
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Resolustion

when you make a new years resolution to be as big a skank as possible in the coming year
Jesse : MY resolution this year is to have sex with as many girls possible.
Jackie : You mean your resolustion then?
by jaxxtastrphee January 9, 2010
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