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rectumraider

a person who raids someone of their rectum (gives it to someone up the ass)
the rectumraider shoved his dick so hard into the girls ass he made her bleed
by punk January 7, 2003
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rectumpuncher

A rectum puncher is a man who feels the need to erect his penis and jam it in other mens pooey bums!
OMG Hitme you rectumpuncher!!
by Tom January 5, 2005
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rectumm

retarded; stupid; annoying; gay; nerdy; preppy; geeky; flamin.
You guys are so fuckin rectumm.

You know dem niggas be so rectumm.

Bitches are always actin all rectumm.
by D. J~X*> A.K.A. Dr. Crush December 9, 2008
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Trigger Rectomy

The operation you recieve after the injury you sustain from using a high power wash hose, or any trigger device for an extended period of time, which results in hand fatigue from holding down the trigger
Doctor : What seems to be the problem?
Patient : My hand is sore from hosing

Doctor: Your going to need a trigger rectomy
by MTBker77 June 22, 2010
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Sunil (Bagie rectimus)

A rare species of badger found in the ancient British woodland, an unusually dirty species with a rotund snout and a penchant for blackberry's. His mating season is an exercise in frustration and futility due to his unfortunate features. During the mating season Sunils are often found copulating with flowering shrubs mistaking them for female badgers. The characteristic clicking during copulation can be heard throughout the forest often accompanied by a violent shril bleeting; reminiscent of a bumgasm.

The mating ritual can last in excess of 48hrs due to the Sunhils flamboyant and arrogant displays. He often freezes during intercourse especially if he catches his reflection in nearby puddles resulting in spontaneous ejaculation having been overcome by badgery ecstasy.

The dirty sunil badger should be approached with caution especially if acompanied by young children due to his somewhat perculiar and dangerous compulsion to assume the role of a Mighty Duck...and mount them.
Sunil (Bagie rectimus):
"Darling, that damn sunil badger has ravaged my flowering shrubs with his naughty little bottom...again!"

"Mummy that dirty badger just wee'd milk on my face...can we keep him?"
by Sunil sponsors January 14, 2009
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recumbent

an alternate phrase used by the mostest..eloquent of ebonically speaking peoples....as an alternative to ..yo yo dog..i be chillin...
i.e. yo yo dog i be all recumbent n shyt..
by florence bearrunner August 16, 2007
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Recumbetard

1. A person who rides a recumbent bicycle when they are fully capable of riding a normal bicycle.

2. A Recumbent bicycle rider who never says "on your left" and risks your life with their reckless pseudo-biking.
I nearly crashed my bike yesterday when a couple of recumbetards almost ran me off the bike path!
by Zcartman October 23, 2008
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