rectal nausea

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.

Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.

“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital”

by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

Rectal specter

someone who frequently and compulsively makes subtle dirty jokes about common daily occurrences. or a person that takes pride in being a perverted douche canoe while not realizing how deconstructive it is to their social status, eventually becoming a ghost of their former sense of humor who people eventually start to hate.

If that rectal specter makes one more "that's what she said" joke im going to chris brown a bitch

by Sublimon January 22, 2010

rectal plumber

A trades man of the highest order in relation to realigning the internal pipework and plumbing of the rectal cavities of others by vigorous use of his lady tickler. Whether they be a male who is turdburgling another male, a man who is kicking in the back door of his lady friend. Or a lady who has strapped on a prostrate pulveriser to even the score with the man in her life. Rectal plumbing is never soft and gentle and is always executed with vim and vigour. Often accompanied by name calling and hair pulling. Energetic thrusting and circular movements of the phallic instrument within the fartbarn of the other person is a must. Often leading to next day fart barnacles and the inability to pass solid stools.

Dude what's wrong with your mum, she's walking funny, moaning and holding her stomach?
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"

See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.

So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed

by Fitz2815 February 23, 2017

rectal ecstasy

When someone penetrates your rectal area and you are ecstatic.

The ecstasy you feel when you get booty busted.

You love it in the ass so much you are in ecstasy.

Damn, when I went down to that new bar, the Bull and Mouth, I stayed there all night because they played the Rectal Ecstasy game.

by RebDav September 17, 2017

Rectal Speedboat

A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine

Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat

I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat

by Siege of Society December 13, 2018