Too On/Too Ready

When a person is overly excited about something; being first in line to eat, a date, get drunk, get high, etc... Should only be used before the occasion takes place or at the exact moment it begins. The purpose is to make fun of someone for being overly excited.

Joann was too on/too ready for her rendezvous with Stan that she showed up early. "She's too ready!!" Bill was too on to smoke that blunt, he coonfingered it up! Jim was too on for the concert that he got wasted beforehand and passed out before it even started!

by KEENEST July 22, 2016

white bag ready

Dead/murdered/homicide; on the scene. White bag ready, ready for a white body bag carried by police.

If they had come at me they was gonna be white bag ready.

by A-12 terms June 2, 2018

you look funeral ready

You look funeral ready... cause I’m fucking deacesed.

Ie: good looking, hot, DAYUM

Me: Sarah you look funeral ready...
Sarah: WTF
Me: Cause I am fucking deceased 🤪🤪

by Lemoncheese January 6, 2019

shy and ready to die

well you heard of single and ready to mingle now shy and wanting to die

I'm shy and ready to die

by nico di Angelo June 16, 2019

fire when ready

When a submissive person in bed tells you to cum on them.

“Oh Brandon, fire when ready!”

by M1Miluk January 25, 2022

Modified Low Ready

Dumb shit General Lee says.

I was in a modified low ready stance and aiming to kill.

by Ironman36 September 7, 2023

Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

by TheBellwether November 2, 2017