Dirty Randall

When you put your asshole in your partners face

He’s giving the dirty Randall to Fiona on the sporch

by Teeto September 23, 2022

Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.

I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!

by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023

Funky Randall

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023

donovan randall schumaker

a glorious black boy with dreads. his birthday is everyday. he is my special pookie bear.

donovan randall schumaker is beautiful

by lebronnnnnnnnnnn February 25, 2024

Ballsack-Randalson

Definitely not Carolyn or Simon’s personal yeast infection, but certainly a close friend named Andy or Ellen. A Ballsack-Randalson on the perineum is a sluffing/callused/rot that when clawed fervently swells and eventually resembles a scrotum cheeseburger. Both Carolyn and Simon referred to their poor friends mangina with a gagging incredulity as they made scoops out of both hands and with their fingernails at the ends dug upward and in from back to front as hard as it seems possible. Later I found out that they actually did have Ballsack Randalson. Photos at CarolynSimonEllenAndyDaveHeidi.com

I’d come with you guys to crater lake, but have you seen this (bends over and spreads cheeseburger like growth between vagina and butthole or scrotum and squirty respectively) it’s a Ballsack-Randalson and I’ll be flagging traffic with these scoop hands all night.

by ChonkerLude August 5, 2025

Mackin on Randos

Opening up a set with previously unknown individuals. The intention typically being wanting to sleep with said individuals or "randos."The tactic is often used when working day or night game. Masters of this trade often don the nickname "Rando Mack."

Randy "Hey man how was the party last night?"
Mike "Pretty sweet man, you know, just spent the night mackin on randos."
Randy "Nice you get any numbers?"
Mike "Nah."

by Daygamers January 24, 2012

on the rands

phrase used when someone does something completely out of the blue (randomly)

Guy 1: "this dude just came up to me and smacked me in the face!"

Guy 2: "what? on the rands?"

Guy 1: "yeah wtf is up with that?!"

by Narmage February 19, 2012