stir the ramen

It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.

“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 21, 2024

Ramen method

Relaxing your throat and sustaining eye contact.

Guy 1: "First time cracking, any tips"
Guy 2: "Ramen method."

by GuyFromTikTok December 1, 2025

bardonic ramen

fried ramen that you boil with blue powerade, preferably mountain berry blast

bardonic ramen is blue like sonic the hedgehog bitches!

by jag-stang29 June 3, 2024

Ramen

Quad

Quad is Ramen

by Chickenpasta_real July 10, 2023

ramen arc

A period of conservation or poverty to the point of surviving off of ramen noodles

James was laid off and either had to get a new job or start his ramen arc

by dsc123 July 13, 2023

Ramen

weeb spaghetti

Weeb: have you had ramen?

Non-weeb: no, I don’t eat weeb spaghetti

by UndersScore July 17, 2023

Wetherspoons Ramen

The culinary delight created when somebody (normally intoxicated) vomits into a pub urinal.

Ah fucking hell… have you seen the Wetherspoons Ramen in urinal four… somebody’s had a bad night!

by Bantsycastle May 23, 2024