tuskan raider

The act of sprinkling sand on a women's butthole then standing above her and farting as you watch the sand blow away.

Dude I was with this girl right?

Yeah?
Totally Tuskan Raidered her fam.

by JimboFatz June 30, 2016

Homeless Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are homeless trying to find a place to live before their move to Las Vegas. Derek Carr sucks John Gruden after practice everyday. After their 2013 10-6 season they had a huge circle jerk and gave each other head as celebration

Homeless raiders are homeless! They always lose vs the Charger, Chiefs, and Broncos.

by informer7819 February 14, 2019

Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl

A term that simultaneously says that a person is wrong about something and insults the Oakland Raiders' inability to play football.

Mike: Did you know that McDonalds is extremely healthy now?
George: Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl.

by mosuperbowl August 27, 2012

womb raider

An individual that frequents third world countries in order to procure babies that do not belong to her.

"Angina Jolly was famous for her collection of third world babies. She is quite the womb raider."

by Plarzmo August 16, 2011

Oakland Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are the only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.

Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.

Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty

Oakland Raiders Tryout

God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!

Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in

Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)

Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.

by SmuglyHater January 12, 2007

randell

A short man that spends 2 hours in the bathroom doing nothing,but being stupid and mean to women.

Randell: hey bitch i am going to that a shit for 2 hour don't bother me

by panicbutt12 December 27, 2019

Rabidelf

Someone who refers to themselves as a mature father figure who picks fights with younger people over the internet.

They also claim to be perfectly innocent while at the same time instigating more drama.

A 70 Hunter in World of Warcraft who hasn't been able to get into a guild for over a year because he's an ass.

That guy is such a Rabidelf...

This guy is bothering me about playing WoW, must be Rabidelf.

by alrepsihW October 14, 2008